The jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What did the kangaroo đŚ bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
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Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Why canât Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because theyâre the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, âYeah, what gave me away?â
Jim said, âI donât see any parents.â
Whatâs the only positive thing about Freddie Mercuryâs death?
The HIV test results.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Whatâs the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.