The jokes

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

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Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?

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Where did the pirate pay his taxes?

Aye, Argh, Sea.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe: Why?

Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jimmy: Knock knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jimmy: It’s the chicken.