The jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Memes
bro got the lightskin stare
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.