The jokes
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
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How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.