The jokes
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
The twins are falling down.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.