The jokes
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!