The jokes

Pizza

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

Cinderella

Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?

Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!

Cheese

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.

Train

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

Divorce

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?

They’re just two weeks to quit.

Skeleton

Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Because he looked like me.

Sans: Sure.

Conductor

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

Ice

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.

Windmill

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Nobody finds that one funny.

Alligator

What did one alligator say to the other alligator?

"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"

Shooting

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

Time

I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.

Orphan

Why are orphans rude at school?

What's the school going to do? Call their parents?