The jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Stereotype

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Orphanage

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

Orphan

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

Priest

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Titanic

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Orphan

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Bird

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

Sun

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

Furry

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Mom

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Orphan

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.