The jokes
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.