The jokes
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
Memes
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.