The jokes
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.