The jokes

Noise

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

Rose

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

Memes

Mama

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Orphan

Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?

A: To get to the other side to find his parents.

There was no other side of the road.

Minecraft

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

School Bus

What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?

On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.

Secret

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

Cat

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

Robber

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

Health

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

Dick

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

World

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Pregnancy

How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?

Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...