The jokes
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
bro what?
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Fishermen are the best at networking.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost the case.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.