The jokes

Baby

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

Trampoline

what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.

Memes

Kidnapping

What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?

Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

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  • Condom

    A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.

    The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."

    Anal Sex

    What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

    One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

    Light

    What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!

    Sugar

    Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?

    She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂

    Bill Cosby

    What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

    The “cold and passed out” kind.

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  • Crush

    I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...

    Dog

    Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?

    It had a ruff night. 😂

    Tampon

    Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?

    A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.

    Rave

    How do you start a rave?

    Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.

    Sally

    Why did Sally fall off the swing?

    Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.