The jokes
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Memes
Before the class starts
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.