The jokes
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.