The jokes
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Memes
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."