The jokes

People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?

Me: The medication is the drugs.

Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"

How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

Why was the booty so good at poker?

Because it always had a good PAIR.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

ISIS is the mark of the beast.

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.