The jokes
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Memes
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
The Twin Towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.