The jokes
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Memes
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.