The jokes
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Memes
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.