The jokes
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Memes
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.