The jokes

Hare

What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?

The cops had to comb through the area.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple got chosen.

Memes

Brother

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

Banana

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!

Dollar

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

Vampire

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

China

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

Kid

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

Uncle

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.