The jokes
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Memes
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
I love the yyyy.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.