The jokes

I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?

Q: Why was the potty sad?

A: Diarrhea

Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dumplin.

Dumplin who?

Dumplin the killer.

Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?

Because he wanted it to smell good.

The joke is missing. Please provide the joke text.

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"

Milk is that the Uganda way?

I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!

The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"

Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.

My wife left me yesterday.

I haven't talked to the kids in a year.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.

Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?

A: Wheelchair.

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

What do you call a mosquito in your language?

We don't call them, they just come and bite.

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?