The jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Memes
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?