The jokes
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Memes
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
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Milk is that the Uganda way?
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.