The jokes

Shark

What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?

"This taste a little funny."

Baby

How do you know your baby is dead?

It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.

Meal

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.

Karma

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

Memes

FBI

The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.

A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.

Tuna

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

Difference

What's the difference between a bird and jam?

You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.

Pizza place

You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?

Singer

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

Wife

Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.

Mosquito

What do you call a mosquito in your language?

We don't call them, they just come and bite.

Dog

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?

Dinner

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.