The jokes
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Memes
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.