The jokes
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Memes
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!