The jokes
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
Memes
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! ๐ฑ
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs donโt make a white."