The jokes
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Memes
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Do you see the toilet?
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?