The jokes
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Memes
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.