The jokes
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Memes
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What's the difference between a duck?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.