The jokes
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Memes
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Do you see the toilet?
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬