The jokes

School

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

Apple

What's the difference between an apple and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Egg

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

Fortnite

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Abortion

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Memes

Plane

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.

Club

Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!

Orphan

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.

Gangbang

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Fart

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

Song

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

Emo

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.