The jokes
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Memes
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Do you see the toilet?
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.