The jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Memes
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!