The jokes
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Memes
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.