The jokes
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Memes
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When the nlgga is farting!!!
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"