The jokes
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
When the card declines on child insurance.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Memes
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
God bless the shooting that happened.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.