The jokes
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.