The jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Memes
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.