The jokes

One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."

Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

Why can't blondes make ice?

They forgot the recipe.

Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.

I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?

"Ah!"

Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.

One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p

What's the name for a short legged tramp?

A low-down bum.

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!

What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?

Abortion of chips.

Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?

Never mind, it was needle-ess.

When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.

He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"

The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.