The jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

What is the poorest country in the world?

Poortugal...

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.

Boy/girl: I love you.

Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.

The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

POOP!

How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

MEOM!

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!

All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?

What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?

I've never sucked on dicks.

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.