The jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didnโt even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Memes
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying โ2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!โ
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesnโt even have a hairline.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Whatโs the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I donโt have a Ferrari in my garage.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.