The jokes
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.