The jokes
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Memes
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.