The jokes
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Memes
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.