The jokes
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.