The jokes

Abuse

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

Shooting

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Wordplay

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Bomber

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Job

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Crowbar

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Stick

How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?

He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

Male

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Difference

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

Police Officer

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always follow the beat.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.

Rapper

Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?

Because they kept booing him off stage!