The jokes
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!