The jokes

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To cut through traffic.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Why was ten scared?

It was in the middle of 9/11.

What is the difference between you and an orphan?

Orphans have zero family.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.

Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

What's the best competition to do with an orphan?

Which orphan had their parent for the longest?

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.