The jokes
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Memes
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Stand in the corner.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...