The jokes

What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

What's the cruelest joke?

Life.

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well, they weren’t always orphans.

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

What do you call a pig at the beach?

Bacon.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

It's me, the Joje.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.