The jokes
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
The (DYM 103).
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Memes
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.