The jokes

Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Book

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

Cow

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Bid

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

Stress

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Song

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

Orphanage

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Future

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

Naruto

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

Orphan

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

Vegetable

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Time

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

Pollen

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

Marathon

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."