The jokes

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

Because he can't get home.

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.