The jokes
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!