The jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Memes
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.