The jokes

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

The Moodle Page

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.

Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

What is brown and sticky?

The leftovers of the iceberg.

According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.