The jokes
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
Memes
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.