The jokes
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Memes
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
The Moodle Page
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.