The jokes
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
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How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️