The jokes
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What vehicle does a frog đ¸ drive?
The Beetle!
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree canât walk.
Whatâs the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldnât kiss your mom on the mouth at all.